Is March over yet...?

Dear Weatherman,

It has recently come to my attention that you've been the root of a rather cruel joke. You've been a wonderful man to us all winter, giving us mild temperatures and sparing us from blizzards. Earlier this month, someone must have really pissed you off... We were frozen stiff with record cold temperatures, colder even than we'd seen all winter. It was very cruel, and unappreciated!

Thankfully, you relaxed and warmed us back up. Things were a typical March here, until this week. Did someone bribe you for us to receive such nice weather? I've been loving the near 60 temperatures, and the rapidly disappearing snow. I was all set to deliver an amazing gift of chocolates and a new weather pointer stick to your office.

Then I saw the forecast... Why oh WHY are you being so cruel? SNOW? A FOOT of snow?! You do realize it's almost April, right? I can only hope you're seeking the proper medical help. Perhaps they've diagnosed you with multiple personality disorder? I really do think medication is in order, or perhaps a public flogging. In the meantime, I'll be here, waiting for your next mood swing and some warm weather.

Signed...
Anxiously Awaiting April!